In
another life, I spent a lot of time going into and out of jail.Not as an inmate,
mind you, and not as a lawyer (God forbid) though I am acquainted with several and remain friends with some.I was an investigator-paralegal-gofur for a public defender's office. At that time it had been jail policy
for many years that inmates could purchase tobacco products from the jail store or commissary.If an inmate had no money on his books, rolling tobacco but not rolling paper would be provided at no charge. Toilet paper served for the roll your own group.If you could stand not being allowed to go anywhere, the constant noise
and doing what you were told.Life was not that bad.Three hots and cot as the saying went.There was TV (generally
tuned to Spanish channel Univision because the channel was determined by direct democratic vote and the majority ruled.)There was aways somebody to talk to.Always.And you could smoke.
However,
after a few incidences of bad boys being a bit badder boys (setting toilet paper on fire, luckily no one was hurt but the
place got smoked up), the county commissioners revisited the policy of free tobacco.Looking at the cost to provide tobacco to the moneyless among the incarcerated and it was also the beginning of the
No Smoking anywhere, anytime era, it was decided to discontinue the sale or issuance of tobacco to inmates.Now, I don't know if it was a grizzled sergeant or just an officer more interested in keeping the peace
over monetary concerns of the county, but somewhere, someone realized that confiscating the tobacco that was already on the
block would be troublesome if not impossible.However, given enough time, it
was believed, that the problem would-literally-go up in smoke.
What
followed provided me with a most enlightening lesson in the economics of supply and demand.So as not to be stuck with an unsold tobacco inventory, it was announced to the detention center's population that
on a date certain no more tobacco-not cigarettes, loose leaf or pipe –would be sold or distributed.Some enterprising incarcerates, sensing an opportunity, cleaned out the jail accounts they had and purchased
all they could of the soon to be unattainable commodities.And so it began.At first, for a few weeks anyway, even though
the price of a single cigarette went from evening meal desert to evening meal desert plus the next morning's cup of coffee,
things were, well, OK.As time marched on, exorbitantly priced commissary cookies,
chips or candy bars had to added to the barter arrangement before a deal could be struck.For a single smoke.
There
were, of course, thefts.I mean, these guys were not in lockup for jay walking
or using harsh language in the presence of women and children.So, business carried
on.The suppliers were doing pretty well.Some even started selling some of the trade goods they had received for their tobacco.But, then there was something that came to light, which in hind sight should have been anticipated, but was not.When the commissary stopped selling or distributing all forms of tobacco, it also
stopped handing out matches.
Well.You can see the problem.You've got smokes,
but no way to smoke 'em.Where before there had been fights over cigarettes,
now there were fights over matches.Matches were horded.There were thefts of matches.Until, at last there were no
more matches.That didn't mean smoking stoppedI mean, these fellows were prisoners.A very resourceful group of folks.They found ways to get what was left of the smokes consumed.But, finally, no more tobacco.For the long time smokers who
were now long time inmates (one year in jail was the maximum sentence for a misdemeanor) being forced to quit smoking was
hard.The first month, lots of tempers flared.No one seriously hurt.After all, you're ticked because you can't smoke.Even after you yell and maybe punch someone, you still can't smoke.Withdrawal can be hard.There were even some awaiting to go
to the state pen that asked if the transfer could be hurried up.Smoking was
still allowed at the pen.
Now,
all these years later, I see an interesting parallel.Our country's addiction
to oil is much like those inmates desire for tobacco. I guess it could be argued that the inmates only WANTED cigarettes,
but we NEED oil. Once the supply becomes threatened, people-nations go a little
crazy.We can say we went into Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction or
proof of development of such.Or that we went in to inject democratic government
after a regime change.What we wanted was our hand on the spigot of a shrinking
supply of oil.Our supposed problems with Iran are/will be the same issue.This will not end until we get off of oil and restructure of our way of life.We can drill off shore.We can drill
in the tundra.We can even shout "Drill, baby, drill" or scream "Oiiil!!" in
our loudest voice at our conventions.This addiction is the root cause of the
economic straits we are in today. It's why we are in this war.No matter what
is said, it is the reason we will be in the next war.About the only thing we
have been able to manufacture and sell lately is debt. Of that we have
an abundance.I wonder exactly how long we will be able to sell that.We've locked ourselves in this prison.And we have the keys
to our cell.It will take courage to use them.I hope we can.
You just gave me the first good laugh of the week, or last ten days for that matter. And the cardiologist says
I should laugh out loud. You've pretty much said it. All that pie in the sky value above and beyond what your
property is actually valued at was sold as "investment backed expectations" at higher and higher rates. So, what we're
bailing out is the false valued losses based on companies paying too much for nothing. So, when the Sec of Treasury
says it is not an expendigture of tax dollars but an investment, and we will be getting money back, he is reciting the 2008version
of Alice in Wonderland, because there can be no return of nothing. But, what the hell, what is $1 trillion dollars anyhow?
Thats why it is so easy for Congress to deal in those terms---there is no such thing as a trillion dollars, so they know they
are paying nothing for nothing----except that they will take actual dollars from us to fund the nothing which pays for nothing. Fred
Kelly Grant
I take out a loan for, $100K, from a bank to buy a house. I'm poor and I get one of those adjustable rates with
next to nothing (or nothing at all down) because my loan guy says its a good deal. After a period of time, the rate
adjusts upward and my monthly payments go up. The lender then sells the loan to some other bank/lender/Asian entity.
The value of the loan is NOW based on the total of what I will be paying back after the adjustment. It can
be sold several times based on this 'value'. So, my house's value became inflated based, I guess, on what the value
of the loan evolved into as it was sold and resold. Now, my house is not worth the original evaluation I borrowed, yet,
I still owe for the adjusted value of the loan. IF I can no longer make my payments because my job has been 'outsourced'
to someone named Sauluani in Calcutta, I pack up the wife, kids and gold fish, leave the house, put the keys in
the mailbox drive off to live in my brother-in-law's basement. My credit rating goes in the tank and the lenders
(whoever they might be) have my house at whatever the current evaluation happens to be.
My question: Why is it that I (read me and my fellow un- or under- employed citizens) am on the hook for the
loss? AND, where is the loss? I mean, the property is still there. Somebody (entity) owns it.
Yes, it isn't worth what any of us thought it would be, but it's still there. AND, isn't the property the ONLY
thing in this whole mess that had any value in the first place? No gold, silver or precious herbs were exchanged
in the purchase/loan. I had signed or initialed enough paper to have killed a small grove of trees at closing.
Every month (until Sauluani took my job) I signed other pieces of paper with NUMBERs written on them in my own hand as payment
against that four foot high stack of papers I signed that started this whole thing. So, again, why are my taxes going
to bail out these guys? THEY (whoever THEY are) have my house and the land on which it sits. My family
and I are well on our way to full filling our dream of living in van down by Jump Creek eating squirrels and prairie
dogs. Can't they ask Sauluani to bail them out? He, at least, is working.
Here’s what I am thinking---July 4, 2008.Happy birthday to
the United States of America!Our independence was approved on the 2nd,
rather than the 4th, but no matter.
Last week-end I went to an Arena Football game.The
Star Spangled Banner was sung very impressively by a young Afro American man, and as is so often the case these days, the
roar of the crowd joined the singer as he entered the final phrase, the “home of the brave.”As in every case that I hear the song, tears come to my eyes and a tingle goes down my spine.
It has always been so.The Star Spangled Banner has affected me that way from the earliest days of my memory.As I have said, I fondly remember going to baseball games in Hartsville, South Carolina
with my grandfather, Bogan Cash Kelly.Whoever operated the ball park made sure
that two seats right beside the p.a. announcer in the first row behind homeplate were saved for “Mr. Bogan” and his grandson.When my sister was old enough to join us, there were three seats saved.When the “home of the brave” was played or sung, “Big Daddy” put his right fist in the air, just shoulder
high and gave it a pump----long before the fists of power were “invented”.He
then took out his handkerchief and wiped his eyes. “Damn sweat” he claimed.So,
I guess I came by my feelings as to the Anthem quite naturally.
In my young days we were
taught that it was not proper etiquette to applaud at the end of the Anthem.Don’t
ask me why, don’t ask me how the story developed.I just know that in school
we were told that it was not proper etiquette to applaud.My late friend
Jack Stroud, who knew and practicedetiquette styled to his military days,told me that it carried over from the military’s stoic response to the Anthem.So, I never applauded when those great high notes were hit by a good singer.
That changed at the first
Boise State football game after September 11.The Blue Thunder band played the
anthem, soundly and proudly as it always does.That day a young Afro American
student sang the words.And, when she paused for just a second before conquering
those last difficult words/notes, the cheer began, and it grew and grew to a crescendo as she finished “the home of the braaaaave”.I joined in that roar, and have ever since.
On September 11, I was working
at home and Lodice called to tell me to turn on the television.Just as I turned
it on, the second plane hit.As I watched, and it sank in what was happening,
I admit the tears flowed.But, I also remember that I cursed the Arabs who had
done this cowardly thing, and said aloud “You picked the wrong city you asses; it shows you don’t know much about America.You won’t bring New York to its knees.”
To this day I don’t believe
that bin Laden and his ilk understand the Will of this nation.They continue
to bluster and they take our reluctance to bomb them from the earth as a sign of weakness.But, deep down in the people of this Nation-----not its leaders, not the administration, not the congress, but in the
people----is a spirit and a love of liberty that will not be defeated.I have
worked with ranchers in Idaho for the past few years who live that spirit.During
the past few months I have worked with 4 mayors of small Texas towns and with officials of their school districts who take
that spirit to the table in defending the rights of their citizens.And, in the
course of my Texas work, I have meta tall Texan named Ralph Snyder who has the
stature of Abraham Lincoln, the spirit of Teddy Roosevelt and the suave strategic mind of John Fitzgerald Kennedy.He exudes the spirit of our Republic even when silent.And,
mayors Mae Smith, Ronnie White, Arthur White and Billy Crowe, unpaid mayors of those small Texas towns, talk to the important,
big city bureaucrats with that same spirit.My wife, Lodice, who always had the
spirit, likened it to that displayed in the musical, The Unsinkable Molly Brown.
How very specially blessed we are.Blessed by the willingness
of young men and women----of all races and creeds----to endanger themselves and their families at the call of the Executive
in Chief.---no matter the issue, no matter the place, as long as it is in defense of this Nation.
My brothers served at war:
Jack in the navy during World War II, and Bob in the air force in WWII and then Korea.I saw the anguish of my mom and dad---especially mom every day when she went to get the mail.I remember the day that the radio carried the news of the surrender of the Japanese.I rounded up the seven or eight kids in our neighborhood, we put pots on as helmets and paraded our bikes,
and my sister Deanie on her tricycle, around the neighborhood shouting to whoever would listen that the war was over.Did I recognize the significance of the event? Sure I did:my favorite Jack was coming home.That night in my prayers,
I remember I changed the “please take care of Jack and Bob” to “make Jack hurry home”.
The love of my life, Lodice,
had a brother in Viet Nam, and a cousin who was killed in Viet Nam.She loved
this country and its heritage.She believed that there was enough talent in this
land that, with our power and our ability to mobilize, that talent should be able to diplomatically resolve all issues without
war.Ronald Reagan believed as she did, and helped bring down the tyranny of
the Russian empire. He used the power of this nation as a threat to bring down, through direct face to face diplomacy, a REAL
THREAT to our liberty.Lodice’s solution to war was “Let the President and the
Congress be the first to go, not as officers but as troopsLet them be
followed by every other electedand appointed official of government before we
put young men and women on the line.”
She loved the 4th
of July.She indulged my claim that my birthday, the 2nd, was the
real birthday of the Nation because the Resolution of Independence was voted on that day, but she loved the 4th----family,
fireworks, barbecue.This is the first of the 4ths for me when she is here only
in my heart.But, before our festivities start today, I will do what she used
to do---find any grandchild who will listen and explain the importance of the day.